Originally published at Notes from the bunker…. You can comment here or there.

In case you forgot, the world ends tomorrow. You obviously won’t need all that money in your PayPal account as you start your new life in [Heaven/the clouds/wherever] so if you really, really believe that youre going to be borne to the heavens tomorrow, please feel free to forward whatever is in your PayPal account to me at zero@commanderzero.com .