{"id":45,"date":"2003-05-18T21:25:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-18T21:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/2003\/05\/18\/prepare-to-be-probed\/"},"modified":"2003-05-18T21:25:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-18T21:25:00","slug":"prepare-to-be-probed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Prepare to be probed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, yeee-hah!<\/p>\n<p>I found my self an An\/PSR-1a on eBay, with 9 probes, and won the damn thing for a little over a hundred bucks. Bwahahahahaaa&#8230;&#8230;lets see the feds get past those! &#8220;Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Humans approach!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Indeed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, yeee-hah! I found my self an An\/PSR-1a on eBay, with 9 probes, and won the damn thing for a little over a hundred bucks. Bwahahahahaaa&#8230;&#8230;lets see the feds get past those! &#8220;Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Humans approach!&#8221; Indeed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.commanderzero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}