Living in a college town during Halloween means you get to sample heavily the best part about Halloween: college girls in slutty costumes. Naughty nurse, wicked catwoman, adulterous county attorney, hot teacher, etc. I don’t know why these chicks feel like they can’t dress like that the rest of the year. Who’d complain? Not me.
But, over at the post office, where they have to keep a modicum of decency, there’s a guy who, every year, goes the step further to really put in some effort at his costumes. This year? ’70s Disco Man:
To be frank, could be Disco Man, could be John Holmes…..tough to tell without getting a lot closer than i care to. But, I salute the effort. The interesting part? He already had all these clothes. Thats the really scary part.
I don’t have the foresight to plan ahead for a good costume, but perhaps one of the years…. For now, when people ask where my costume is, I give them that famous reply from Wednesday Addams:
I was thinking dude looks like Borat.
And thanks for the Wednesday Youtoob link. Made me smile.
Dude sorta looks like Borat, kinda.
Yeah, that is what I miss about Halloween, When taking out my kids, some of those dressed up gals looked rather fetching (and they KNEW it too). Like having your own private strippers, without the music.
My ‘costume’ for school (instructor) was a kitchen knife stabbed through a box of Mini-Wheats, with a little ketchup smeared on the box. I carried it around.
Cereal killer!!
“…there’s a guy….”
Uh-huh. 🙂
My favorite costume “set” was seen in Santa Cruz a couple of decades ago. Guy was dressed as Pan; he brought a bevy of wood nymphs with him. They were each dressed in a couple of strategically placed leaves. I don’t know how he did the goat feet, though.
Still pretty impressed with this: http://www.commanderzero.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_ofd94lqS091qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg