Let’s see if this works…..

If you are local, or local enough that you are willing to drive into Missoula, I’m doing a small(!) group buy on some Mountain House #10 cans of freeze drieds. And, guys, I mean a small amount…about a total of 100 cans. Basically its first come first served, cash only, absolutely no ‘can you ship it to me’, ‘can I pay you and have you hold it until I can come into town next month’, and most definitely no ‘can you hold onto it for me until my VA/SS/Stimulus/Unemplyment check arrives’. If we set a time/location to transact and you can’t make it for whatever reason, the next guy gets a chance. I stopped doing these things because of the amazing amount of work that went into it for very little reward as people flaked out, stalled, hemmed, hawed, and otherwise wasted my time. Not trying to be a jerk, but in some cases I really felt taken advantage of.

Send me an email and I’ll fire you back a list with what is still available. No minimum required, you can buy one can if that’s all you want. BUT…you need to come pick up that can, with cash in hand, on the agreed day. I’ve already placed the order, and expect it to ship next week, and should be here the week after that…so let’s figure around the fourth week of the month.

10 thoughts on “Let’s see if this works…..

  1. Sure, I’m in your neck of the woods. Please email me your list of what’s available & price.
    Thanks Z.

  2. Hey, I’m interested. Interesting story: I stand to inherit an embarrassingly large sum of money from a great-uncle in Nigeria who I never met but was apparently a prince or duke or something. I was almost as surprised to learn I had a wealthy relative as I was to learn that white people can be royalty in Nigeria. Anyhow, the banking situation is a bit complex, but how it works in a nutshell is I send them $10,000 to pay the lawyers and clear some red tape in the Nigerian government, and then the trustee sends me all the money. WAY more than $10K, believe me. So, back to the Mountain House buy, now that I’m rich I will need lots of survivalist food (I’ve read on rich guy forums that being ready to survive stuff has been all the rage for the last 10 months or so). Thing is, I won’t have the money to pay you until I get the money from Nigeria, and I won’t have the money to pay the Nigerians to get my money unless I get some money from someone else. That’s where you come in: if you will wire me $9500, I can cover the rest, then get my fortune, then pay you back your $9500 along with a lucrative Mountain House order for your troubles. Please email me your list of what’s available & price, and I’ll get back to you right away with my bank routing info.

    If we hurry, we can both probably still get in on this Gamestop thing with some of our mutual profits.

  3. Three… Two… One… And… Commander Zero is deluged… 🙂

    Kidding aside, this is a great opportunity for those local enough to take advantage of it. I just wish I was a little closer.

  4. Checks the cost of flights from Atlanta to Missoula….breaks out the calculator to do the math….

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