Paratus is approaching, guys! In fact, at this point it is less than a month away.This year Paratus falls on September 18, 2026.

You can read all about Paratus, the holiday by and for survivalists, here at the Paratus FAQ.

This will be my first Paratus with the Beta Site. So…if you guys wanna get your buddy Zero a nice Paratus gift this year, well, an Amazon gift card code will go a long way to defraying the cost of power tools, sentry guns, and Swiss Navy.

I’ll be getting this years Paratus cards shortly and its not too late to get your name on the list. How do you do that? As deatailed:

How do I get on the Paratus card list?

It’s pretty simple and blatantly selfish. If you’ve signed up at Patreon, sent me a gift of any kind, are someone I know ‘in real life’, are an ‘internet friend’ with whom I’ve exchanged many emails, or otherwise have interacted with me on more than a casual basis…and you’ve provided an address…you’ll get on the list.

Simply emailing or commenting with your address and “Please send me a Paratus card” will not work.

A collection of previous Paratus cards can be found at the Paratus FAQ.