Limping to the finish line, 2025 comes to a close.
Let’s see, didnt have to use my AK this year, so I’ve got that going for me…which is nice. Still have a truck, a house, a job, and reasonable health. I have a lot less money in the bank than I did at this time last year, but I also now have a lot more land holding than I did last year, so that seems a reasonable trade.
The big news, of course, is that I finally bought some property to work on Commander Zero’s Post-Nuclear Bunker O’ Love and Lingerie Proving Ground….something I’ve been wanting for as along as I’ve been writing this blog. In fact, here’s the receipts:
And I’m pretty sure thats not the earliest mention of it, so this is something I’ve been wanting for over twenty years and only really developed the ability to make it real in the last five or so. Like a dog that caught the car and now has no idea what to do with the dang thing, I’ve been so focused on getting the land for the last twenty years that I never put a terrible amount of brainwork in what to do after I got it. No better time than the present to learn, I suppose.
My forecasts for 2025 were as follows:
Forecast for ’25: Ukraine winds up having to come to the table as war fatigue sets in. Inflation is above 2% but nothing like what it was under Biden. Bidenistas become the Japanese hold outs of the political world, staying behind in government to crap in Trumps punch bowl every chance they get. At least one more assassination attempt is made/thwarted. Gas prices drop to lowest prices in four years. Markets are shaky, but ultimately trend upward. Wall does not get built. China continues to be the biggest threat to…everything. Alec Baldwin does not move to France. Cubs don’t win Series.
Other than the additional assassination attempt (although perhaps they didnt tell us about any more) and the Ukes having to roll over, everything else was right…but, to be fair, that was low hanging fruit.
Forecast for 2026? I spend a metric buttload of money getting the Beta Site developed. Silver crosses $100. Putin challenges NATO harder and harder until someone loses a jet fighter…then both sides hurriedly retreat from each other. Ukraine-Russia resolves itself one way or another by the end of the year. China keeps doing what its been doing. Gavin Newsom becomes heir apparent as the Democrats start to rally around him as the only viable candidate. No new assault weapons ban in 2026. Political Balkanization continues. Cubs do not win Series.
Thats about it. 2025 sails into history with all sorts of historical footnotes attached to it.
The year closes, the year opens. It closes with my favorite version of my seasonal favorite:


