Russian absurdities

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Russian Military Analysts are reporting to Prime Minister Putin that US President Barack Obama has issued orders to his Northern Command’s (USNORTHCOM) top leader, US Air Force General Gene Renuart, to “begin immediately” increasing his military forces to 1 million troops by January 30, 2010, in what these reports warn is an expected outbreak of civil war within the United States before the end of winter.

(Note: original page linked to went 404. hmmm.)

Why, oh why, would anyone take anything the Russians say seriously? Yet this bit of ‘news’ is getting some serious play in the preparedness blogs.

By “the end of winter”, in my opinion, would be about, oh, March. You really think that in four months you can train, equip, stage and manage a million troops, domestically, in a country where every 12-year old has a cellphone and video camera and that this will somehow be a secret?

This article tries to sound reasonable but it plays every tinfoil hat card there is – UN, Peak Oil, gun control, etc, etc.

The notion that Obama will rotate troops back from Afghanistan to use for domestic operations against US citizens? C’mon, really? You genuinely think that some guy who has spent a year in Afghanistan, ducking mortars and roadside bombs, feeling like he’s stuck in a hopeless situation, is going to come back the US and be eager to roar around Main Street USA in his hummer intimidating the civilians because the guy who gave him an all-expense vacation in Afghanistan told him to? srsly?

Let me tell you the far more likely outcome of “the end of winter”: exactly like today except the unemployment, debt, homeless numbers are a little different…maybe up, maybe down. No civil war. No ‘peacekeeping’ troops rolling down US streets. No ‘Red Dawn’. No armband-wearing armed civillians waving their Gadsen flags atop the smoking rubble of Washington DC.

However….if you are the creative type, this sort of thing is wonderful fodder for some book idea.

Good grief, man….its the Russian ‘news’ for crying out loud. How familiar are you with Russian media anyway? For all you know this is their version of “The Onion”.

Ammo usage for 2009

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As the year comes to a close, it’s interesting to note what did and did not get consumed. Ammowise, this was a very light year…not surprising since the theme for the whole year was to hoard and conserve ammo rather than expend it. However, practice and social gatherings (which tend to oft be the same thing) do require a bit. Rough numbers look like this: .22 LR about 4,000 rounds. 9mm about 1500 rounds, .45 about 300 rounds (I hardly shoot my 1911 these days), .223 about 300 rounds (I practice mostly with the .22 conversion kit in it), about 200 rounds through the AK, .308 about 200 rounds (again, .22 kit for most practice), and about 400 rounds of .38/.357. 12 ga., maybe 50 rounds. So, by Montana standards, I never got out the range at all this year.

So could you argue that the amounts shown above are all I would need for a ‘years supply’ of ammo? Well, you could argue that but you’d be quite wrong. Those numbers reflect what amounts to casual shooting and not much else. In the classic End Of The World scenario I would imagine I’d have expended less ammo since the idea is to save every round possible and avoid drawing attention to yourself with gunfire. Of course, the numbers above don’t indicate what ammo may have had to be abandoned, gotten confiscated, shared with friends, used to trade for items, hidden away at a secondary location, etc, etc. So, really, the numbers above are fairly useless except to say that for my particular needs, this particular year, there was enough to go around.

I normally get out to the range two or three times a month in the less brutal weather. Often I’ll grab a pistol, a rifle and some targets and that’ll be it. I hate gun cleaning so I try not to bring six guns out the range at a time. But one trip it’ll be the Glock and an AR, next trip a .357 and the Marlin, next trip the Glock and the PTR-91, etc, etc. Eventually everything gets shot and familiarization is maintained.

So how much ammo should I be keeping around? Well, I have the numbers of what is in storage. The missus, who is in a position to know this sort of thing, remarks that we have more ammo than the 100-man police department does. Always a nice strategic advantage, that. Obviously, .22 ammo is the thing we go through the most. It’s cheap(er) and everyone has a gun chambered in it. Having 20,000 rounds on hand isnt expensive and can last quite a while if a fella is careful. We have a bit more than that but thats because every time we go to WallyWorld, regardless of what we have at home, we always pick up two bricks of the stuff. As a result, when the current ammo crunch hit and Federal .22 ammo became tough to get we could just shrug and ignore the entire situation.

Same for 7.62×39..I bought it when it was $75 a case. Bitched when it went to $95 but kept buying, got loud and rude when it hit $135 a case but kept buying. Nowadays its north of $225 a case, and I havent bought any in probably five years. But when it was $75-135 a case I bought enough. So, we dont generally worry about that stuff either.

In fact, I don’t think we’ve bought any bulk ammo at all since early 2008.

Anyway, the point I’m not making here is that stocking up on the ammo has paid off in regards to not really cutting into my shooting habits and has saved us, compared to todays prices, quite a bit of money. The .22 kits for the AR and the PTR-91 (Made by CMMG and HK, respectively) also made a huge difference. In fact, I need to get a .22 conversion for the Glock so I can really practice on the cheap. (The PTR-91 conversion, by the way, was first shot exactly one year ago today. Coincidence! That kit wasn’t cheap, but at a price difference of $.03 per round versus $.50 per round it only takes two bricks of .22 to realize the savings.)

Any plans to pick up more ammo for 2010? Well, always if theres a deal out there. Certainly I’ll do more reloading to keep the ammo levels topped off and I’ll still try to hit WallyWorld for Federal bulk when they have it. But I think we’re at that very pleasant stage where, ammo-wise, we can buy it if we want more it…we don’t really need more.

But, I dont have to be a fortune teller to guess that I’ll still be buying more anyway ‘just in case’.

CostCo, gun show

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Trip to CostCo today. Above the meat counter they have a board that shows the price for case lots of meat. Didja know that? Buy enough meat and you get a discount. Being the lazy type, I pulled out my Blackberry and took a picture of the price board rather than scribble down all the info. And that when I found out, from a slightly embarassed meat-department employee, that CostCo really doesnt want you taking pictures in there. Why? Who knows. Not sure if it was storewide or just a meat department thing. Maybe they didnt want someone sending pictures of the cutting area to the local health department. Maybe they didnt want corporate spies from Walmart having things made easier. Who knows? I apologized and said that I wouldnt take any more pics. I also asked him if they had a bulk price on the individually packaged boneless skinless chicken breasts. Turns out they did. Buy ‘em in the 65# case and its about $2.33 a pound. He asked if we were running a restaurant. “No, no…paranoid survivalists”, I replied. He nodded politely. So, Im gonna have to put together some coin and head up there and pick up a case (or two) of the stuff. Its easily the most versatile meat that I can get up there. And, parenthetically, me likes da chicken.

Top Secret info gotten at great personal risk

Top Secret info gotten at great personal risk

We also picked up another case of paper towels and toilet paper. By my casual math I’d say that, barring some sort of global intestinal flu or a sudden diet rich in Mexican food, we’ve got enough TP on hand for all of 2010 and perhaps a little beyond. Its relatively cheap, stores well if you keep the mice out of it, and substitutes are few and far between. Oh, sure…they’ll work but it just isnt the same, you know?

Of course, there were the usual massive uber-size packages of batteries, underwear, potato chips and other goodies at CostCo but the trick to shopping at a place like that is knowing when to say “Yeah, a five gallon drum of mayo is cheap but since it’ll go bad before I finish it, Im really paying this much money for only one gallon”. in short, just say whoa. Of course, for the non-perishables thats a whole other story.
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Gun show in Hamilton this weekend. Saw only a couple things I really wanted. One was a nice pair of 8×30 Steiner military binoculars. Used, $100. Really came close to getting them but I just can’t spend that kinda coin wight now. Also saw a Ruger Mk II Competition slabside stainless that I really want but that was well over $300…so, again, no.

AR’s were prevalent as were AK’s, and magazines for both. Ammo, however, continues to be thin and expensive.

Not thinking I was wrong, stocking up, economy

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It occurred to me that its been just a few weeks over a year since the Carter II victory. When this long national nightmare started I was pretty certain we were on the track to $1500 Ar’s, $40 magazines and those funky ‘thumbhole’ stocks. Thus far (and that’s the key qualifier here) it hasn’t happened. Sure, right after the election prices got pretty wild, and ammo is still a problem, but to be fair none of that has been the result of passage of any new federal legislation. In fact, even proposed federal regulations have barely gotten anywhere.

Does this mean I was wrong on my supposition that Obama would mean a return to the Clinton Assault Weapon ban years? Well, this goober still has another three years and change ahead of him, so it would certainly be premature to say he wasn’t an enemy to my gun rights. Before the comments start flying in, let me make it clear: I’m not saying he doesn’t have plans against me and you in regards to gun ownership, Im just saying he hasnt really made any serious efforts in that direction…yet. I do, however, remain convinced that there’ll be some sort of ‘reasonable’ gun control proposals thrown at us before long. (And before anyone posts the links, yes I know that Obama’s AG has said that they’d always been upfront about wanting ‘just a few’ gun control changes.)

A year ago I was telling people “In a year these magazines will be $50 each, these stripped lowers will be $200 each and complete ‘pre-ban’ style guns will be worth twice what they are now.”…and for a brief while that was true. But the panic buying dwindled and now mags are as cheap as before, stripped lowers are still reasonable, and complete guns are generally available at Pre-Obama prices. In that regard, I was wrong.

For now.

But I genuinely do believe that before this guy leaves office theres going to be a hard push to bring back some version of the Clinton Assault Weapons Ban. I really do believe that this very moment today, will, within Obama’s term, be considered as a ‘good old days’ period by you and I….access to affordable firearms and magazines and no new restrictions to inhibit our enjoyment.

I still believe, quite firmly, that stockpiling for your anticipated firearms needs right now is a good idea. If you don’t have your guns, get the guns. If you’ve got the guns, get the mags. If you’ve got the mags, get the ammo. If you’ve got the ammo, get more guns.
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I was mucking about in the deep freeze the other night and have determined that I’ve been a bad boy in regard to keeping the inventory levels where they should be. We’ve gone through a good bit of chicken and are down to the last 10# or so. A trip to CostCo is definitely in order. I’d like to have another 30# of chicken, 20# of beef, and a few other meats put back for mid-term storage. I like the CostCo chicken because it comes already packaged in individual sealed packages. I don’t have to pull chicken breasts out of a stack off of a Styrofoam tray and individually vacuum seal each one. Already been done for me. That convenience is worth the niggling few cents a pound more that CostCo charges.

In addition to the meats, I need to stock up on a few other household goodies. I had a cold for the last two weeks and put a pretty good dent in the Kleenex stash, so might as well go long and get another dozen or so boxes of tissues. TP never goes out of style, so at least one 36-roll pack is in the future. Soaps and detergents are also on the list. And bleach. Bleach actually will ‘go bad’ (What actually happens is it loses its efficacy) so may as well pick up a couple gallons and rotate out what we have….fortunately its pretty cheap stuff and is dandy for cleaning up the odd biohazard…and great for diluting and wiping down anything that needs to be bacteria free such as bathroom fixtures, cooking instruments, etc, etc.

It’s not unfair to say that part of the drive to stockpile is related to the economy. It’s simply good planning to buy when you have money against the day you might not. If, Crom forbid, we were hit with a bout of unemployment or severe cut in income it would be nice to be able to make whatever money we had last longer by not needing to purchase toiletries, paper goods, meats, staple food items, and other goodies. Plus, it’s a pretty decent long-term strategy for saving money if you believe inflation will be nibbling (or chomping) away your purchasing power.
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What is going on with the economy, anyway? Sometimes it’s a bit daunting to try and make sense of what the various media says about the current state of things. The conomy is like the wind – you don’t see it, but you see its effects. I know little about economics, but I can see the impact of the current economy all around me…more and more empty storefronts, businesses with less employees, more people paying with food stamps, more people clamoring for benefits, unemployment figures hitting new highs, car dealerships with lots of new cars unsold, more people looking for bargains, etc, etc….each one of those little observations is fairly meaningless but taken as a whole they say that if the economy isn’t in trouble then theres a lot of people who sure think it is. And, regardless of the condition of your economy, if people think the economy is bad, then it’s bad.

While I used to put higher stock in the notion of a terrorist-induced EOTWAWKI I came around to thinking that it would more likely be some sort of economic upheaval. That shift in thinking was somewhere in the early years of 2000. It was pretty much a dead heat between terrorism and economic turmoil. (Fortunately the preparations for each are not necessarily mutually exclusive of each other.) As a result, while not immune to the ravages of the economy we aren’t as vulnerably exposed as some folks.

What Im curious about is the ‘survivors syndrome’ that will follow this recession/depression. Will it be decades before the people who went through it feel comfortable making the kind of purchases and taking on the kinds of debt they did before all this happened? I know of people who, after making it through the Depression, made permanent, lifelong changes to their spending habits. Or, once the crisis has passed, will people go back to their jet skis, borrow 115% of their equity, put nothing into savings, and pat themselves on the back for having dodged a bullet?

And, if the former, how will that affect any real economic recovery?

I was never exactly a big spender…I never really had the income to do so. But the last couple of years have certainly drilled into me that even if times are good, and the money and jobs are free for the taking, it might not be a bad idea to keep an eye on the horizon and keep an eye on the wallet.

Links

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A couple links that folks were nice enough to send me in email:

Concrete Mushrooms – (Trailer) What appears to be a documentary about Albania’s several hundred thousand leftover bunkers from its Communist era.

And I can’t tell if this one is real or not, but here it is anyway: Survival Condo – No….just..no…..

And finally, speaking of non-typical housing ideas: A picture of a sewer-pipe cabin. Definitely opens up some creative possibilities.

Flags

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Why do I have a Gadsen flag? Because so far I haven’t found anything I can put on a flagpole that says “F*** you, leave me alone”.

Edited to add: Okay, thats not true. I could put a poiltician’s severed head on top of the flagpole but it wouldn’t wave as prettily in the breeze.

Overthinking & Occam’s Razor

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There is a such thing as overthinking things. When I taught hunter safety to kids one of the topics we had to address was how to take care of yourself when (not ‘if’, guys..when) you got lost out in boonies. We would tell the kids that you have to have a survival kit and heres what you had to have in it..and we’d give them a list. More often, the kids already had their own ideas. During class we’d have a couple kids pull out their kits and we’d go over the contents. What was interesting was how many kids brought in a flint and steel. We’d go through their kit looking for any other means of firestarting and all the kid would have is the flint and steel. We’d gently suggest that while being able to start a fire with flint and steel was certainly a handy talent, and quite useful under the right conditions, it might be a bit more efficient and simple to have a couple match safes in their pocket and backpack with strike anywhere matches. Before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, let me say that I carry around one of those flint/steel firestarter combos in my bag. But, its in addition to several packages of sealed waterproof matches. (And its always, always, always good policy to carry a small waterproof container of matches in your pack *and* in your pockets. Because you never know when youre going to get separated from your gear and all you’ll have its whats in your pockets.) When its 10 degrees out and my hands are cold I think Im going to be better served with getting a match struck than I am by scraping a piece of metal against a rock.

Similar story with food. Someone told me about their home canning operation where they would go to the farmers market, purchase ears of corn, cook them, cut the kernels off the cob, can the whole bunch and have the glass jars lined up neatly on the shelf for their food storage. That’s great, I can soup and stew every so often. But at the same time it seems to make a bit more sense to just head down to the Albertson’s on Tuesday Canned Good Sale Day and buy as many vacuum sealed cans of Green Giant corn as I want at fifty cents a can. Why reinvent the wheel if I don’t have to? Certainly, I want to know how to can items for the day I can’t head down to the supermarket and get them, but while I can get them at the supermarket cheaper, easier, and better packaged why wouldn’t I?

You might recall a post a while back about a buddy of mine who wanted a .30 caliber, semi-automatic rifle and wound up spending a chunk of money on a 1941 Johnson. (Disregarding the gun itself, there was still the issue of spare parts and accessories which only made a weird choice into a foolish one.) The Johnson was not his first foray in the .30 cal. Semiauto search. He previously had a Remington 7400 in .308 with a bunch of ten-round magazines. Again, re-inventing the wheel. He could have just bought an M1A or a PTR-91 or even a Garand for the money he spent and pretty much have been done with the whole thing cheaper and faster than the roundabout way he did things.

Theres a joke that goes something like this: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are out on a camping trip. It’s the middle of the night and Holmes wakes up Watson.
“Watson! Wake up, man!”
“Huh? What?”
“I just woke up and noticed the bright starry universe above me and do you know what I’ve deduced?”
”That we are all just minor players in a larger drama that we’ll never know the outcome of?”
“No.”
“That the universe is too big and too grand for the human mind to ever fully comprehend?”
“No, no.”
“Well then…what have you deduced from looking at the starry sky above us, Holmes?”
“Its rather obvious, Watson – someone has stolen our tent.”

The point is that we sometimes see a problem and manufacture all sorts of complex and intricate answers when theres a simpler, and probably just as good, answer. And sometimes we engineer the problem to fit into our pre-conceived desire of what we want the answer to be…a far worse sin.

Occam’s Razor is the term for finding a solution that gives the same result as a more complex one. If you look it up, Occam’s razor has several meanings but they essentially come down to ‘a simple solution is better than a complex one’.

I mention all of this because often in the forums I read posts that ask questions and people come up with most complex and convoluted answers. More often than not there are simpler answers but sometimes we get so wrapped up in overthinking things that we disregard or dismiss the answer that isn’t ‘tacticool’ enough. There’s a story, untrue as it turns out but still instructive, that when the space program started there was a need to find a way to make pens work in zero gravity. Much money and time was spent developing a pen that would write upsidedown and in freezing temperatures. This technological marvel cost thousands and thousands to develop. The Russians simply used pencils.

When stocking up and gearing up it’s always a good idea to try and keep it as simple as possible. There is no shortage of really cool (and spendy) solutions to the issues we want to address, but theres probably many simpler alternatives as well. The final arbiter, in my opinion, is whether the solution proposed meets your pre-established criteria. (This, naturally, means you actually have to come up with some criteria for what you’re looking for…otherwise you’ll just snag the first shiny thing with cool packaging that gets in your way.)

The juggling act here is that balance of ‘simpler/cheaper’ versus ‘meets criteria’. For example…the neverending $95 Mosin Nagant vs. $1000 AR-15 flamewars. If your criteria is ‘send bullet downrange’ then your choice is probably going to be different than ‘engage multiple targets as rapidly as possible’. If your criteria is ‘not starve’ versus ‘continue existing dietary habits’ then your decision between a $20 50# bag of rice and a $300 case of freezedrieds may be simple to make.

I try to remain objective in these sorts of things and let the facts drive the answers, but sometimes it’s difficult. Most of the time, the simpler solutions seem to be the most appropriate (if not ‘best’) solutions. I suppose the trick is recognizing which solutions are because they are what we wanted to begin with versus solutions which were arrived at on their own.

The turkey that time forgot

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A number of years ago, me and missus were strolling through the local ALbertson’s the day after Thanksgiving. I was looking for bargain turkeys but couldnt find any. I said to her “Its the day after Thanksgiving. Where are all the marked down turkeys?” An employee overheard me and steered me to an endcap freezer. Butterball turkeys for, I think , around twentyfive cents a pound or some ridiculously low price. (Seventeen cents is the number sticking in my head.) What had happened was that they had gotten a bunch of ‘fresh’ turkeys and someone had put them in the freezer. Apparently, to be labelled fresh, they cannot be frozen. So they had all these turkeys they needed to unload. Naturally, I went to the front of the store and grabbed a cart. We wallked outta there with something like 125# of frozen. I used them up as time went by but saved the last one…a big twenty-something pounder. But I never got around to using it. Mostly because the thawing process would have taken a few weeks. But, last week I dragged it outta the freezer and set it in the fridge. Just pulled it outta the oven a while ago and its juuuust fine. how long was it in the cryo-nap? by my math, about five years. No special treatment…this one didnt get vacuum sealed. But it seems to have turned out just right. Unless theres some ghastly ..ahem…’digestive complication’….I would say that five years didnt seem to do any harm to the frozen turkey. So! Turkey chili and turkey soup on the horizon and , of course, turkey sandiwiches.

But, more importantly, another empirical lesson that, if frozen properly, meats last a darn long time.

Gerber Omnivore

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According to the statistics put out by the fish & game folks, my getting a deer this year was something of a statistical abnormality. Apparently the deer numbers are down, based on game check station statistics. The culprit? Who can say. I’m sure some will say its the result of increased wolf pressure but Im not sure I believe that…it would take alot of wolves to knock the deer population down that much. (Not that I have any love for wolves, I just dont think theyre the culprit here.) I suspect that the deer numbers are essentially unchanged and the numbers are skewed because of the number and ‘quality’ of hunters out there this season. Economy is tight…a guy who did a guided pack trip last year may only get out for one or two days this season because he’s trying to save money. As a result, he doesnt have the high-intensity hunting experience and maybe doesnt get a deer like he did last year. Now, I know theyre out there because I saw more than just the one Bambi that had the misfortune to walk into the muzzle of my PTR-91.
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Thanksgiving approaches and I would imagine that for those who actually do ‘count their blessings’ there’s much to be thankful for…expecially if you have a job and aren’t eyeball-deep in debt. Im looking forward to the post-Thanksgiving turkey sales to restock the deep freeze. Turkey is a darn fine beasty on the plate. Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird and while his arguements were interesting I think it’s a little classier that our national bird isnt something we stuff into the oven with stuffing and yams every year.
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So Gerber has a new flashlight out, appropriately called ‘Omnivore’. In a market that is already flooded with tacticool LED lights what can Gerber do differently? For the Omnivore, theyve got a little 1-battery light that takes AA, AAA or CR123 batteries. Clever. This was tried about five years ago when Energizer brought out a flashlight that could take AA, C and D batts but it wasnt anything close to looking tacticool. It was more like a flashlight for keeping in the junk drawer in the ktichen. Of course, when its pitch dark and the wind is howling who really cares if your flashlight looks like a Special Forces toy or something out of Romper Room as long as it works?

Admittedly, having a flashlight that runs on these common batteries has a lot of appeal. Any remote control becomes a food source for the flashlight. In that regard, it could prove to be quite useful. However, as I opined earlier, pretty much any battery can be made to work in a flashlight if youre creative enough and have some wire and electrical tape.

It seems like a handy product but, sadly, like many of Gerbers products as of late it is made in China which is kind of a turn off for me. Also, it seems to be getting some negative reviews in the places that specialize in this sort of thing.

Its a good example, though, of why battery standardization is important. Around this neck of the woods, our battery needs revolve around three sizes: AA, D and CR123. And, really, the only thing the D-batts are used for are the big MagLites.

Perhaps some other manufacturer will come out with another product with the ‘takes on all comers’ battery optimization. That’d be nice. Something like a Surefire that can run on CR123 or AA batts interchangeably would be just the ticket.

Starvation as a foreign concept and its affect on motivation to store food

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Anyone remember seeing the movie “The Day After”? It was the usual product of the times, a movie about a Soviet attack on the US that showed nuclear devastation and full of doomist ‘peace at any cost would be preferable’ themes. It was a thoroughly forgettable movie but I do recall one or two scenes from it. The scene I recall most is where a woman hears a noise in her house, goes to investigate and finds a neighbor kid has broken into the house to steal food. He takes an empty jar of peanut butter and is hungrily scraping the insides of it with his fingers to try and get whatever remains. As I recall the woman is aghast at her formerly all-American mow-your-lawn-for-five-dollars neighbor kid being reduced to the feral state of stealing food. I wish I could recall what happens next…I think the kid takes off running but its also entirely possible a fight breaks out. Can’t recall and the movie was bad enough that I really have no interest in looking it up to see how it went.

In the convoluted, meandering and generally incomprehensible book, “The Road”, starvation is never far from the forefront of the main characters’ thoughts. In the book they go days without food, eating things that normally we wouldn’t feed to animals, and always worried about getting more. Other characters in the book take a more pro-active approach to food gathering and kill each other for cannibalistic meals.

The slightly better book, “One Second After”, details the effects of starvation on a hungry town after an EMP strike brings infrastructure to a halt. Ugly rationing, theft, ‘requisitioning’ and dog stew are the order of the day. Although I think the pace of the starvation was a bit fast compared to what might happen in real life, it seemed to convey the starkness of the situation pretty well.

Re-reading “Stalingrad” with its descriptions of the horrors visited upon unfortunate civilians and even more unfortunate trapped Germans also provides some glimpses into the barbaric and savage reality created by starvation. People eating the flour paste off of wallpaper, sawdust bread, skewered rat, rations taken from corpses, etc, etc. Powerful stuff.

I sincerely doubt most people, including myself, have ever been that hungry. Sure, sometimes we go a day or two without food for whatever reason but that isn’t quite the same thing. Some of us, maybe, might know people who actually have had experiences like that…grandparents from ‘the old country’ who survived Stalin’s famine, people who rode out the Great Depression, folks who escaped from behind the Iron Curtain, etc, etc. I’ve done a good bit of reading on the subject and one thing that stands out is that the episodes of starvation, hunger and the desperation they cause have such a tremendous impact on those who go through it that forty, fifty, sixty years later those people still carry bits of food with them wherever they go, keep enormous pantries, hide food in their houses, and never, ever throw away an uneaten meal. The specter of starvation makes a permanent mark on those who face it.

I think the concept of actually being so hungry that food is all you can think about is a fairly alien concept to almost all of us. After all, this is a country where you can reach into your pocket, pull out a cell phone and a credit card, and have a delicious meal come to your doorstep. Theres a fast food place, a diner, or a restaurant on almost every block. I would bet that there is a supermarket, convenience store or other food selling establishment within several blocks walking distance of pretty much everyone reading this. (Save, of course, those living out in the sticks.) If I walked out my door right now, theres a supermarket five blocks away, an all-you-can-eat pizza place one block away, an all-you-can-eat Chinese place across the street, and at least two convenience stores within five blocks.

This is probably the only nation on the planet where the phrase “Theres nothing to eat” is used when the cabinets are full of food. Everywhere else it means “There is nothing to eat”, in this country it means “There is nothing to eat that I feel like eating”. To most people “nothing to eat” means “lets go out to dinner”, everywhere else it means “we are in trouble”. For many of us, a ‘food crisis’ is realizing that we don’t have anything we want to eat in the house and the stores have closed for the holiday. We’ll have to make do for 24-hours with whatever is in the cabinets or refrigerator….the horror!

Now, is this a negative statement about the state of affairs in this country? Absolutely not. It should be celebrated. I remember reading somewhere that children of immigrants in this country tend to be overweight and fatter than all their previous generations that were in the old country. This was meant to be a condemnation of the American way of eating. May be. But I guarantee you that if someones grandmother who lived through a famine in Ireland, or a politically motivated famine in the Ukraine, or a starvation episode in post-war Germany saw their grandchild in the US with fat cheeks, a pudgy face and a ‘husky’ build they would weep great tears of joy at the sight. They’d hug that kid, smother them with kisses and praise whatever deity they believed in because to them it meant that all was well, the family was safe, there was food, they were going to be fine. Imagine that…the notion of your child being fat was your greatest hope for them.

So…it’s pretty easy to understand why something like food storage gets shoved on the back burner, so to speak. The notion that somehow, some way, some day we could wind up like ‘those people’ we see on the news or in history books, on soup lines and in relief camps, is just absurd and impossible. That couldn’t come to pass here, for that to happen here would require some sort of amazingly horrific circumstance. Right?

Probably.

Short of some sort of asteroid strike, overwhelming nuclear attack or zombie apocalypse I don’t think you would ever see a nationwide, coast-to-coast, all-fifty-states starvation episode in this country. Even in the Great Depression there were plenty of people who weren’t starving or in desperate straits. So, if I think such an event is probably unlikely then why am I harping on it. Two reasons – first, ‘probably not’ is not the same as ‘definitely not’. Second, while it may be unlikely on a national level, it is far more likely on a local, personal level.

On a national level, it would look like an asteroid strike, nuclear war, global pandemic, global war, or some such infrequent or highly unlikely event. But on a local and personal level it looks like a job loss, a debilitating injury, a blizzard, a hurricane, a flood, a blackout, or any of a dozen smaller, more regional, more likely events. Now, to be fair, most of those smaller events are things that usually are cleared up within a week or so. I suppose someone could make the argument that since the nationwide disaster scenario is so unlikely, and local disasters are usually wrapped up within a few weeks at most, why do you need a years worth of food? I’m really not sure what the answer to that is. Personally, I want at least a years worth because if things go south to the point that we’re eating off of what we have stored, then I want as much as I can possibly have in reserve. Sort of like how the average armed confrontation involves something like 2.6 shots fired but I’ll carry the 17 in my Glock.

My original point, however, was that given the abundant and seemingly limitless amounts of food available to us on a daily basis its understandable to find that people often don’t take food storage very seriously. Starvation and hunger are things that we have almost no personal experience with and can find difficult to relate to. As a result, we may not place the emphasis on food that we should. If you’re up for some reading, check out the various online accounts from survivors of famines, purges, and sieges throughout history, esp. in the 20th century. Theyre very informative and may challenge or influence (or reinforce) your ideas about food.