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Video – Rob a CCW class. What could possibly go wrong.

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I mean, technically there is nothing funny about this video. But still….
You try to rob a class full of people who are taking a concealed firearms course, and then you try to get stabby with the po-po. Is there anyone…I mean anyone…who cannot imagine what happens next.

Here’s the interesting part. There are people out there walking the streets who think that trying to rob a roomful of gun-carrying people while only armed with a screwdriver is a perfectly reasonable plan. That level of stupidity, coupled with the disregard for personal safety and .. you know…the law….makes this Darwin winner a very dangerous animal. His victim selection model did the rest.

It’s a wild world, baby.

The weekend routine

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Summer touristy season is starting here in the great state of Montana (Motto: “Welcome! Now go back to California!”). As such the local RV place is doing their $5 fillup on propane tanks, so I’m taking the 20# barbecue bombs up for a refill. Kerosene is my first choice for end-of-the-world stove/lamp/heater fuel, but a good survivalist keeps his options open, y’know? I was at CostCo the other day and they had new 20# tanks for sale and I figured it couldnt hurt to have another one in the line up. Plus, who knows, maybe I’ll get off my armored butt and actually do some barbecuing this year.
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And, since it’s the weekend, it’s a trip to the ‘Co’s…CostCo and Winco. Sure, it serves the purpose of keeping the shelves filled, but it’s also a barometer of the Current Situation. I can see how prices and availability have changed since last week. Remember when this Wuhan Flu stuff started and rice and toilet paper were cleaned out? That was a pretty good gauge of how the public perceived the situation. The current ammogeddon is a similar canary-in-a-coal-mine as well. So, these grocery trips aren’t just about restocking…theyre also about taking the pulse of the population. When everyone in front of you at the checkout is loaded up on canned goods and bottled water, maybe you need to pay attention.
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And, because it’s better to be safe than sorry, an itsy bit of more gold was added to the stash. The Metals Pimp has been giving me a good deal on generic 1/10 gold lately so I’m working on getting a tube full of those. I think the odds of the day coming where I’m standing at some sort of flea market trading gold for antibiotics and batteries is as close to zero as you can get, but…I’ve been wrong before. And if the world doesn’t go off the rails I can always cash it out..any loss is simply allocated as the price of having that insurance and peace of mind over time.
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That video fo the guy blowing himself up with is .50 BMG has been getting massive airplay in the gunblogosphere. No doubt, it was an extremely sobering video. I’ve had guns blow up in my face before but nothing that caused the kinda physical trauma that poor bastard experienced. I got a little ‘shaving cut’ from the rear sight flying back in my face and that was about it. Nonetheless, I think I’ll start making sure the first aid gear is sitting on the table right next to the shooting gear next time i go shooting, rather than just sitting in the gear box behind the seat of the truck.
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Also wound up letting my lizard brain get the better of me and, in a spate of late-night websurfing, bought another (!) case of Magpul 27-rd Glock mags. I think that, at the moment, I’m sitting on something like a total of six or seven hundred Magpul Glock mags. :::shrug::: What can I say…I’m easily influenced. But tell you what…when the next mag ban comes down I am gonna be such a player.
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And, of course, I continue to work on the financial side of increased resilience. I’ve been dabbling in options and have been making a couple hundred bucks a week inside my Roth doing covered calls. As such, it’s a nice way to get more money in my Roth once I’ve maxed out my contributions for the year. In case anyone cares, it’s mostly the meme stocks..AMC, BB, and NOK. Absolutely no uncovered calls or naked shorts…thats a fast road to trouble.
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Still waiting for final grades to come in. Got one class that’s unaccounted for and thats, naturally, the one that I was most concerned about. Should be up next week, but I’m on pins and needles until then

PSA – A reminder about range safety

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Why do newbies at the gun range flinch? I mean, we tell them what to expect, we warm them up with .22’s, we show them how to properly hold their gun….and when they pull the trigger..:::flinch:::.

Well,, there’s a really good reason. We’re used to it so we often don’t even think about it, but for a new shooter the biggest thing on their mind is that an enormous explosion is about to take place in the hands right in front of their face.

A lifetime of shooting kinda makes you forget that. At least, until you get an unpleasant reminder that, yes, there’s a metric buttload of kinetic violence happening right in front of your nose:

I hate wearing safety glasses at the range, but you can bloody well  believe that I’m going to do it anyway. This guy is alive only because he had someone at the range to haul his bleeding ass to a hospital while he pinched his own severed artery shut. I usually shoot by myself..I’d have been found a few miles down the road, bled out all over the steering wheel.

Moral of the story: safety gear sucks but what happens when you don’t wear it is infinitely worse.  The apocalypse is gonna be difficult enough with two working eyes and a skull without additional holes in it….why make it harder than has to be?

I suppose another moral of the story is: don’t shoot ammo of unknown pedigree…especially if such ammo is some monstrous high-pressure number like a .50BMG.

There are a lot of guys on YouTube with gun channels who engage in somewhat…..questionably reckless…..gunplay ‘for the views’. Usually its somewhat harmless….but there’s always someone who has to buy 250# of Tannerite, or make a stack of engine blocks to shoot, or decide to see if a lathe turned bullet made out of [unicorn horn/titanium/polystyrene/granite] ‘will shoot’. This guy does a bit of that but it looks like the ammo is at fault here rather than the shooter. But the point remains: your detonating a grenade-equivalent a foot in front of your face. Take precautions.

H/T to the thoughtful Friend Of The Blog(tm) who sent me the link.

Chapter One on the way to national Chapter 11

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Anyone catch the speech that whoever is actually running things gave Biden to say? I swear that this political climate is starting to look like the opening chapters of ‘Atlas Shrugged’. I suspect it’ll start drifting towards the first 3/4ths of “The Mandibles” (recommended) before we’re through. Trillions of dollars. Just for fun, a dollar bill is about 6.14″ long. If you lined a trillion dollar bills up end to end, the line would be a bit under 97,000,000 miles…thats about 3900 times around the earth. Here’s better perspective. Or, put another way, if you literally took every single bit of US currency around the world and put it into .gov’s hands, that’d be about $1.2 trillion.

So, what you’ve got is a guy who wants to spend more cash than actually exists. He could literally take all the currency that exists and it would still not pay for the things he wants.

Kinda hard to wrap your head around that, isn’t it?

Fortunately, as I understand it, the money (such as it is) is simply created with a push of the button. No need to pull the cash out of every person’s wallet. Yet.

Here’s the part I don’t  understand: When Robert Mugabe prints physical money to fund his government, hyperinflation results. When the US .gov does it electronically instead of physically, we get….minimal inflation? Something doesn’t connect for me there.

The old expression is “All politics is local”. You may not understand, care,  or feel that the consequences of this sort of economic behaviour will affect you. National debt? Thats a national problem. But when your paycheck gets smaller as taxes go up, as your purchasing power goes down, as economic growth slows and jobs fade, as .gov handouts pile up and people no longer want to work…then you’ll notice. And then it’ll be too late to prepare.

I’ve no crystal ball. What I do have, though, is a unique perspective and outlook. Sometimes it works for me, sometimes it doesn’t. But I’m never sorry when it pushes me towards caution, since I’ve regretted too little caution far more often than I’ve regretted too much caution. And now, it’s pushing me towards caution. So be it. If I’m right, I fare better than most. If I’m wrong, all I’ve done is build up a diverse store of assets and experienced some opportunity cost.

Will we be hauling around money in wheelbarrows eventually? Nah. I just can’t see that happening. But, here’s an interesting blog post about if that whole ‘wheelbarrows of money’ thing was actually real.

 

Assorted brain droppings

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A couple posts back, someone said I should write a book and a couple people jumped on that bandwagon. I don’t think it’s a great idea…there are a zillion books out there already telling you to ‘store what you eat, eat what you store’ and to ‘have two weeks of water on hand’. There is nothing new I could recommend to a person.

However…….

We all know the secret to lose wieght is…eat less, exercise more. That’s no mystery. Yet every year we get hundreds of books telling people how to do it. My point is, in a survival manual market I don’t think the groundbreaking idea is content but rather motivation. Those diet books don’t tell you anything new, the successful diet books are the ones that motivate you to actually do it. Any new survival guide thats going to be a success, in my opinion, should concern itself with focusing on making people want to prepare, rather than focusing on the nuts-n-bolts. Thats is, in my opinion, what the market in survival books is lacking. It’s like that Dave Ramsey money stuff….any idiot knows how to be financially sound – spend less than you make. Not rocket science. Ramsey’s success is from making people actually want to do it. Same thing.

This crossed my phone and I thought it was worth a share:

I miss that guy.

I was commenting to someone the other day that in all the previous ‘OMG its the end of the world’ panics, the panicky exclamations by the public were rather numerous. But now that we seem to be on the cusp of (or actually in) a genuine one people seem mostly quiet. Whistling past the graveyard?

For your internet buddy Commander Zero, its another weekend to head to Costco and Winco to buy some foodco. Most notably, Imma get more of that roast beef. That stuff was pretty darn good and Costco has a habit of bringing something in, selling the bejeezus out of it, and then we never see it again. Also, one of the LMI asked me to pick some up for him. If you can find it at your local CostCo (which I am receiving reports indicating it may only be a regional test market thing) I recommend it.

Speaking of food:

The Grocery Price Shock Is Coming to a Store Near You
Corn, wheat, soybeans, vegetable oils: A small handful of commodities form the backbone of much of the world’s diet and they’re dramatically more expensive, flashing alarm signals for global shopping budgets.

This week, the Bloomberg Agriculture Spot Index — which tracks key farm products — surged the most in almost nine years, driven by a rally in crop futures. With global food prices already at the highest since mid-2014, this latest jump is being closely watched because staple crops are a ubiquitous influence on grocery shelves — from bread and pizza dough to meat and even soda.

Hail of fire and plague of locusts should be along any day now….

And, finally, final finals are next week. If I pass them, I’m officially done with school. Fingers crossed, but bribe money is on standby just in case.

Toldja so

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A while back I posted about how the people in the Great White North were moving to classify AR uppers as controlled parts.

Canadian party leaders taking a refreshment break outside of parliamentary chambers….

I astutely and correctly predicted that it was simply a matter of time before the weasels at ATFE pushed for the same. I also predicted that the music was winding down  for the arm brace party. Look, it doesn’t take a crystal ball to to see that when:

a) you challenge ATFE in court about AR receivers not meeting the legal definition of receivers…and win…

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b) you make ‘arm braces’ that are, let’s be real, not really ‘arm braces’ and sell them by the trainload….

ATFE is gonna think “Hmmm…maybe we should do something about that.” All the clamoring about “Constitutionality” and “will not comply!” doesn’t change the boots-on-the-ground facts: .gov will do what it wants and then address the legalities later. You may be proven right later, but you’ll be warming up a cell as you wait.

I expect that what will happen is that ‘arm braced’ pistols will be allowed to be papered as SBR’s with the $200 tax waived. This is similar to what happened when ATFE reclassified the Street Sweeper and USAS-12 shotguns. For the fella that has a bucket of stripped $29 poverty pony lowers sitting around, its an opportunity to ‘make’ a dozen SBR’s and save some money.

We had a relatively quiet four years under Trump in regards to gun legislation. Not perfect, but not terrible. Only a short-sighted idiot could possibly believe that the Biden people weren’t going to try and push the ‘gun control’ agenda more aggressively.

So…what next? Well, if you thought you were beating the rush by buying a ton of stripped lowers you may wanna fire up your Visa card and order a corresponding amount of stripped uppers….just in case.

Patriots’ Day

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Annoyingly, there is a Partiot Day, Patriot’s Day, and a Patriots’ Day. Every single year I have to go look up the correct one. Anyway…

‘Tis Patriots’ Day! A day that has a host of meanings and symbolism to a buncha different crowds. To some it’s a day to mark the beginning of the American Revolution. To some its the day to commemorate some terrorist events. To our friendly fedgov it’s a day to be on ‘heightened alert’ because..well..because. And to some folks it’s just plain ol’ Monday.

For your buddy Zero, it’s a day to reflect on what your role in .gov is, and more importantly, what is .gov’s role in YOU. And it’s a great day to head to the range and practice with your firearms .

In the meantime….

Canned beef back at Costco

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I usually have an aversion to canned meats. Intellectually I know that the meat is, in fact, what it says it is on the label… yet, every single time I open a can of chicken, beef, or tuna, it smells like cat food. Years ago, I tried the Costco canned roast beef and, once you got it into a pan and heated up, it was delicious. I mean, really good. So I grabbed a bunch and, naturally, Costco stopped selling it. It has been, no lie, probably five or six years since I’ve seen canned roast beef at Costco.

Now, one thing I have noticed about other canned beef products is that virtually none of them are made-in-USA. Invariably they are from Brazil or Argentina or some other south American country. And while I’m sure (eyeroll) that their quality control standards are first rate, I think I’d rather stuff my face with American beef rather than something some gaucho carved up and processed through a semi-Third World processing plant.

Anyway…..

Up at Costco today and beheld this:

Let’s do some math.

4-12 oz. cans at 9.69 means each can is $2.42. Each can is 12 oz. so that comes out to $3.20~ per pound. Now, I know what you’re going to say – “But Commander, part of that 12 oz. is water weight from the broth its packaged in.” You are correct, sir. However, this is $3.20 per pound of cooked beef, whereas the pricing youre comparing your meat counter purchase to is for raw beef. We all agree that a quarter-pound burger patty ain’t 4 oz. once we’re done cooking it, right? So, to my way of thinking, I’m guessing that the post-cooked weight of the canned beef with its broth is probably pretty close to what the pre-cooked weight of the actual raw beef would be. So, I’m reasonably comfortable with saying its $3.20/#. With that said, $3.20/# is actually a decent deal these days.

But, even at a dollar a pound it’s no bargain if it tastes horrible enough that you won’t eat it. So, let’s cook up some rice, throw the contents of the can into a pan, heat it up, add in some soy sauce or chili paste, serve it over some rice, and see if it’s worth going long on.

So, lets grab a can of the Kirkland stuff and compare a few things. These cans are pull-tops whereas the Kirklands were not. I prefer non-pull-top because if that pre-scored seam on the can takes a hit from something it can let go pretty easily. But, this can be mitigated with proper packing and storage.

Opening the can and…….merciful Crom, it always looks like dog food. There was some congealed fat floating in there, which is good, and the meat appeared to not be heavy in the gristle or undesirable-parts department.

WHY!? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE DOG FOOD!?!?

Ok, I’ll be honest…I held my breath until it was in the pan and on the flame. Once it got some heat under it I added some chopped onion and soy sauce. Shoulda skipped the soy sauce. More on that later.

I ran it over high heat to make sure it was heated all the way through and to reduce some of the broth. There was a very strong ‘well done beef’ smell from the pan. I cooked up half a cup of rice and added the contents of the pan.

How was it? Good. But salty. The meat was wonderfully tender and this would go really nicely in a soup, stew, or bourguignon. As it was, just the rice, onions, beef, and soy sauce worked out just fine. A meal that you could do pretty easily and quickly in a power outage or shelter-in-place situation.

Comparing the nutritional label data between this and the Kirkland roast beef showed something interesting. The Kirkland is listed as four servings per can, this stuff says six. What that means is that when you figure that out as RDA per can, you get this:

Kirkland = 32% of your RDA of sodium, per can
Butterfield = 72% of your RDA of sodium, per can

So, yeah….it wasn’t just the soy sauce that made it taste salty. But, if you really think that when the end of the world gets here you need to watch your salt intake…well…clearly you’re priorities need some review. After a long day of sweating through your cammies as you hang looters and man roadblocks, stress over the mutant zombie biker gangs, and generally lead a pretty physical and stressful life….you’ll welcome that little bit of extra salt. But if it really, really matters to you…just cut the sodium in half. How? Eat half as much. Problem solved.

Another odd thing. look at those nutritional labels. Both of them show a serving size as being the same – 2 oz./56gram. And both cans are 12 oz. But the Kirkland says there are 4 servings per can, whereas the Butterfield says six. The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that the Kirkland numbers are net of any liquid. Or maybe it’s bad math. But if it really is true that both are the same 2 oz. per serving, once of them is packing 50% more sodium per serving than the other. You go figure it out.

Final verdict? Worth it. It comes out cheaper than the Kirkland stuff Costco was selling ten years ago. Texture and taste seem fine and it cooks up quite nicely. I approve of it enough that I went back to Costco and bought a case of it. (Because I’m sure as heck not gonna buy a case of something without trying it out first.) If you really wanna go nuts…a can of this stuff, a bottle of soy sauce or other seasoning), and a vacuum sealed bag of minute rice would store literally indefinitely in just about any environ and give you a hot meal that you could fix over a sterno stove.

So…an addition to the food stockpile. But a yummy enough one that keeping it rotated shouldn’t be a problem.
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“Alexa… Intruder alert!”

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You know it just got real when the lights go out and ‘Fortunate Son’ starts blaring out the speakers.

I absolutely refuse to have one of these smart speaker devices because it is a wildly huge PerSec risk. But…I stayed at a place a few weeks back that had one and it was a heck of a lot of fun to play with. Couple it with a home security system, some sentry guns, floodlights, cameras, and isolation doors, and you’d really have something. Probably HAL.