Xmas

Originally published at Notes from the bunker…. You can comment here or there.

Christmas rolls around, and what, may you ask, did the Zero get? Well, for starters I got a really cool 3-point tactical sling for my AR. I also got a very handy small Schrade folder that clips to my backpack strap. And a couple books, including “Where There Is No Dentist”. Lemme tell ya, fellow bunkerdwellers, some people just know the perfect gifts when they see ‘em.

I’ve been busy with my non-Zero life so I havent been doing much lately. Interestingly, there have been several things of note going on….lets review:

Saddam Hussein capture:
At least Hitler had enough class to take his own life. This guy had bunkers and palaces all over the place and all he can come up with was a hole in the ground? Where were the anti-personnel mines? The fanatical followers? The guy has the whole Iraqi treasury at his disposal maybe he coulda learned how to fly a plane and get his ass outta Iraq? (Sure, where would he go with a $30million price on him….)

The Flu:
It isnt Captain Trips, but its making news. I keep disinfectant soap (”Dial”) in the bunker and make it a point to wash my hands frequently during these times. Conspiracy theory fodder: its a govt made bug designed to scare people into getting ‘flu shots’ that are not really flu shots at all but something else.

Reports of terrorist threats:
This again? Department of Fatherland security should just come out with a form letter to save time – “We have (confirmed/unconfirmed/anonymous) reports that (suicide bombers/terrorists/Al-Qaeda operatives) will strike (NYC/Washington/US interests abroad) sometime during the next (week/month) to coincide with the (holiday/Christmas/election/Independence day) celebrations”. Yeah, yeah, yeah…Ive heard it before, Tom.

Sometimes its hard to know who to root for these days. Oh, wait, no its not..I root for me.

Food. Food. Food.

Years ago I had a situation where I had no money, no job, my rent was only paid up for three months and I had nothing in the fridge except a box of baking soda and some ketchup. I wound up eating every ther day to try and stretch whatever I had or could scrounge. It was ugly. And, like many people who have had an unhappy experience, I swore I’d never be in that position again.

There is a very special calmness/peace/serenity to knowing that you arent going to starve. It must be some sort of lizard-brain primitive instinct. I open the cabinets in the kitchen, see the boxes/cans of food, and I feel secure. This is a good thing.

From a practical standpoint, it really doesnt take much to keep from starving. Drop into any village in Honduras or VietNam and you’d be amazed at 1) what you can eat when youre hungry and 2) how little food you actually need to keep from dying. Sure, I’d love a life of pizza, ice cream, pop, cheeseburgers, bread and potato chips…but I know I can live on alot less.

Some meat, some rice, a few vegetables, some spices and something to drink. Simple enough.

It is not my job to take care of my fellow man…esp. when my fellow man is just as capable as I am of getting his own meal. However, I do find myself feeling bad for the hungry. The homeless? Not really. The jobless? Nah. But the hungry I feel for. And, really, in this country, its almost impossible to believe you can go hungry. Hell man, walk into any CostCo and you can eat free samples till you burst. Its amazing how cheaply you could actually feed someone. Some rice, some beef, a dollar or two worth of vegetables.

I have a buddy who, to me, spends his money in the stupidest manner possible. He’ll head to the supermarket and buy a pre-cooked roast beef and a tub of already-cooked mashed potatoes. This is prepared food, and its priced as such. For the same money, he could get the same meal at probably half the price if he’d be willing to cook it himself. Having been hungry once, I notice these things. And I’ve also gotten wierd about leftovers..remember grandma telling you about how it was a sin to waste food? I’ve seen people throw away food that was more than some meals I’ve had. If I have leftovers, they go in the fridge..1/3 of a plate of chicken and mashed potatoes left? It gets a sheet of saran wrap over it and then a trip to the fridge. Eat it tomorrow.

Hungry people are dangerous people. When someone gets hungry they shed their civility real fast. You can see it in Africa, you can see it Arkansas after a tornado…lines at the supermarkets, people getting beaten for taking more than their share, etc, etc. Its worth the sacrifice of storage space and a few luxuries for me to not have to worry about being in that situation.

Theres also a control angle….face it, when you have to rely on someone with a government ID card to feed you, clothe you, house you or treat you, you’ve become, basically, a pet. Your options have become limited, your future uncertain, your freedom curtailed.

So, tonight, I’ll go home. I’ll re-arrange space in my basement for more shelving. I’ll start listing food to buy. When I buy the food I’ll mark the date on it, stack it away, rotate it as I use it, and be extraordinarily content with myself. Next time you feel the urge to spend $14.99 on a pizza, you might want to think about what $14.99 would mean to you someday down the line when your hungry and the supermarket is unreachable or closed.
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An example. This is what I eat alot of when I dont wanna spend alot of money. This makes a huge amount of food and normally lasts for two or three days. If I have any cheese, I’ll melt it over the top. About five bucks and gets me through two days of lunch and dinner. Three days of just one big meal per day.

1 can (28 oz) crushed tomatoes in sauce [$1.19]
1# regular ground beef [$1.99] (from ‘remaindered’ meat bin)
1 onion, chopped [$0.20]
1-3~ clove garlic [$0.10~]
1 green pepper, julienned [$1.00]
2 cups uncooked white rice [$0.30]
Tobasco, Worcestershire, salt, cumin, to taste [$0.25~]

Brown ground beef and drain. Return to pan with chopped onion, garlic and pepper. Add liquid spices. Fry until onion is translucent. Add crushed tomatoes and sauce. Simmer uncovered. Add dry spices. Simmer until reduced a bit. Mix with cooked rice. Melted cheese, optional.

Food

Originally published at Notes from the bunker…. You can comment here or there.

Food. Food. Food.

Years ago I had a situation where I had no money, no job, my rent was only paid up for three months and I had nothing in the fridge except a box of baking soda and some ketchup. I wound up eating every ther day to try and stretch whatever I had or could scrounge. It was ugly. And, like many people who have had an unhappy experience, I swore I’d never be in that position again.

There is a very special calmness/peace/serenity to knowing that you arent going to starve. It must be some sort of lizard-brain primitive instinct. I open the cabinets in the kitchen, see the boxes/cans of food, and I feel secure. This is a good thing.

From a practical standpoint, it really doesnt take much to keep from starving. Drop into any village in Honduras or VietNam and you’d be amazed at 1) what you can eat when youre hungry and 2) how little food you actually need to keep from dying. Sure, I’d love a life of pizza, ice cream, pop, cheeseburgers, bread and potato chips…but I know I can live on alot less.

Some meat, some rice, a few vegetables, some spices and something to drink. Simple enough.

It is not my job to take care of my fellow man…esp. when my fellow man is just as capable as I am of getting his own meal. However, I do find myself feeling bad for the hungry. The homeless? Not really. The jobless? Nah. But the hungry I feel for. And, really, in this country, its almost impossible to believe you can go hungry. Hell man, walk into any CostCo and you can eat free samples till you burst. Its amazing how cheaply you could actually feed someone. Some rice, some beef, a dollar or two worth of vegetables.

I have a buddy who, to me, spends his money in the stupidest manner possible. He’ll head to the supermarket and buy a pre-cooked roast beef and a tub of already-cooked mashed potatoes. This is prepared food, and its priced as such. For the same money, he could get the same meal at probably half the price if he’d be willing to cook it himself. Having been hungry once, I notice these things. And I’ve also gotten wierd about leftovers..remember grandma telling you about how it was a sin to waste food? I’ve seen people throw away food that was more than some meals I’ve had. If I have leftovers, they go in the fridge..1/3 of a plate of chicken and mashed potatoes left? It gets a sheet of saran wrap over it and then a trip to the fridge. Eat it tomorrow.

Hungry people are dangerous people. When someone gets hungry they shed their civility real fast. You can see it in Africa, you can see it Arkansas after a tornado…lines at the supermarkets, people getting beaten for taking more than their share, etc, etc. Its worth the sacrifice of storage space and a few luxuries for me to not have to worry about being in that situation.

Theres also a control angle….face it, when you have to rely on someone with a government ID card to feed you, clothe you, house you or treat you, you’ve become, basically, a pet. Your options have become limited, your future uncertain, your freedom curtailed.

So, tonight, I’ll go home. I’ll re-arrange space in my basement for more shelving. I’ll start listing food to buy. When I buy the food I’ll mark the date on it, stack it away, rotate it as I use it, and be extraordinarily content with myself. Next time you feel the urge to spend $14.99 on a pizza, you might want to think about what $14.99 would mean to you someday down the line when your hungry and the supermarket is unreachable or closed.
—-
An example. This is what I eat alot of when I dont wanna spend alot of money. This makes a huge amount of food and normally lasts for two or three days. If I have any cheese, I’ll melt it over the top. About five bucks and gets me through two days of lunch and dinner. Three days of just one big meal per day.

1 can (28 oz) crushed tomatoes in sauce [$1.19]
1# regular ground beef [$1.99] (from ‘remaindered’ meat bin)
1 onion, chopped [$0.20]
1-3~ clove garlic [$0.10~]
1 green pepper, julienned [$1.00]
2 cups uncooked white rice [$0.30]
Tobasco, Worcestershire, salt, cumin, to taste [$0.25~]

Brown ground beef and drain. Return to pan with chopped onion, garlic and pepper. Add liquid spices. Fry until onion is translucent. Add crushed tomatoes and sauce. Simmer uncovered. Add dry spices. Simmer until reduced a bit. Mix with cooked rice. Melted cheese, optional.

Winter is a quiet time for Commander Zero. Except for winter-testing new gear and wondering when the power will go off, its pretty quiet.

I’m still working on my spreadsheet of things I need. Naturally, it then expands into several other spreadsheets covering different venues of preparedness (food, fuel, guns, clothing, tools, etc, etc) but once the list is ‘frozen’ (no more changes made to it) it’ll be nice to have a plan to work off of.

In national matters, the economy is slowly creeping along and getting better, so Im told. Jobless recovery, maybe. The busy Christmas season is coming up which is prime time for terrorist activities. The North Koreans are still up to their old tricks. Mission creep is in full swing in Iraq. So, yeah, things arent really getting better…

I’m going to start working on clearing some of the junk out of my basement to free up more space for storage. Means I’m going to have to put in some new shelves and whatnot, but thats something Ive been meaning to do for a few years now anyway. I like to buy stuff (toiletries, food, clothes, etc) at CostCo (or sometimes WalMart) in enormous money-saving quantities and storing it in the basement would make things alot easier. First step though, is to throw out alot of the crap thats already down there.

Rambling

Originally published at Notes from the bunker…. You can comment here or there.

Winter is a quiet time for Commander Zero. Except for winter-testing new gear and wondering when the power will go off, its pretty quiet.

I’m still working on my spreadsheet of things I need. Naturally, it then expands into several other spreadsheets covering different venues of preparedness (food, fuel, guns, clothing, tools, etc, etc) but once the list is ‘frozen’ (no more changes made to it) it’ll be nice to have a plan to work off of.

In national matters, the economy is slowly creeping along and getting better, so Im told. Jobless recovery, maybe. The busy Christmas season is coming up which is prime time for terrorist activities. The North Koreans are still up to their old tricks. Mission creep is in full swing in Iraq. So, yeah, things arent really getting better…

I’m going to start working on clearing some of the junk out of my basement to free up more space for storage. Means I’m going to have to put in some new shelves and whatnot, but thats something Ive been meaning to do for a few years now anyway. I like to buy stuff (toiletries, food, clothes, etc) at CostCo (or sometimes WalMart) in enormous money-saving quantities and storing it in the basement would make things alot easier. First step though, is to throw out alot of the crap thats already down there.

Case lots

Walked into Albertsons and figured I’d pick up another couple packages of Idahoans since thats what ive been doing each time im in there. I pick up one or two pacakges, take em home and add ’em to the stockpile. But, when I got to the aisle they had case boxes of them sitting there on the floor. So, I figured I may as well just buy them by the case. So I did. Fits rather nicely in the bunker with the other boxes of stockpiled food. Case lots….mmmmmmmm.

Case lots

Originally published at Notes from the bunker…. You can comment here or there.

Walked into Albertsons and figured I’d pick up another couple packages of Idahoans since thats what ive been doing each time im in there. I pick up one or two pacakges, take em home and add ‘em to the stockpile. But, when I got to the aisle they had case boxes of them sitting there on the floor. So, I figured I may as well just buy them by the case. So I did. Fits rather nicely in the bunker with the other boxes of stockpiled food. Case lots….mmmmmmmm.

The military-surplus version of Sportsmans Guide is sitting here in front of me and theres a pile of stuff I want/need/must have. Lotsa nice cold weather gear..including lined Austrian pants, with suspenders, for $15. One of the LMI’s purchased a couple pair and brought one by for me to try and they are *nice*. Quilted lining on the inside so these babies are gonna be nice and warm. Just the ticket for slow stalks and walks through the cold. They also had a nice deal on gloves, ski masks, some more first aid gear, parkas, H&K flare guns and a few other goodies that I simply must procure for the bunker.

I love military surplus…someone spends $5 million to desing pants that are comfortable, practical, wear well and cost $4 to make. Who wouldnt take advantage of that?????

Surplus

Originally published at Notes from the bunker…. You can comment here or there.

The military-surplus version of Sportsmans Guide is sitting here in front of me and theres a pile of stuff I want/need/must have. Lotsa nice cold weather gear..including lined Austrian pants, with suspenders, for $15. One of the LMI’s purchased a couple pair and brought one by for me to try and they are *nice*. Quilted lining on the inside so these babies are gonna be nice and warm. Just the ticket for slow stalks and walks through the cold. They also had a nice deal on gloves, ski masks, some more first aid gear, parkas, H&K flare guns and a few other goodies that I simply must procure for the bunker.

I love military surplus…someone spends $5 million to desing pants that are comfortable, practical, wear well and cost $4 to make. Who wouldnt take advantage of that?????

Hmmm…new Major Surplus catalog showed up today and theres some good deals to be had…as opposed to the usual 35 pages of crap they offer.

Very good deal on battle dressings, rolled gauze, elastic bandages and a buncha other first aid gear. Although I have enough first aid gear for myself and the immediate group of LMIs, it might be nice to have plenty of extra for offsite caching and in case I decide to feel generous and help the sheeple.

Also some good deals on winter clothes including the usual olive watchcaps that I never seem to have enough of.